Anything you can do I can do better. Any chick you can screw, I can get wetter.

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all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

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You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him. Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via eatyourpie)

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Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside. wow this made me sad.  (via bl-ossomed)

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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Since I work at McDonald’s I could not relate to anything more. 

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